February 22, 2006

Tales from a Coach

I call up one of my wrestlers to see if he and his roommate on the team want to go to dinner last night. He says sure, but that he doesn't know where his roommate is. So, I call the roommates cell phone, and the next thing I hear is the voice of the first guy saying, "I guess he forgot his cell phone." Maybe you had to be there, but it was pretty funny.

Oh, by the way, the guy who forgot his cell phone ate 70 Wendy's chicken nuggets on Sunday night in a failed attempt to put away 100 in an hour. That's right, folks. Wheaton College, middle 50% between 27 and 31 on the ACT, and $30,000 a year. These are supposed to be the smart kids.

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