June 15, 2005

Ten things I could live without

1. Men who wear sleeveless t-shirts and tank-tops
2. The phrases "all y'all" (terribly redundant) and "y'all's" (utterly moronic)
3. Howard Dean
4. People who complain about getting up early (especially if it's after 6)
5. Nutrasweet
6. People who drive to the mailbox
7. Fake mayonnaise (e.g. Miracle Whip)
8. Art History as a college degree
9. Title IX quotas
10. New Jersey

2 comments:

Lara said...

Poor New Jersey.

Jim K said...

At least New Jersey was smart enough to be a blue state, unlike the Bush worshippers in the South and Midwest.