My phone beeps loudly every 15 minutes or so if I have a voice or text message. I got one last night, and the beeping woke me up several times, but I was too tired to go downstairs to make it stop. Turns out, it was a text message sent at midnight by a certain Amy Hall on her birthday. I'm not saying adult beverages were involved, but I'm also not saying they weren't. Well, Happy Birthday to Amy, and I'm kicking her in the shin the next time I see her.